Poems and Proverbs of the Crazy

Coat Boy!

I apologize in advance, I just need to write something goofy.

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Coat Boy: Colombian!

Colombian: What, Coat Boy?

Coat Boy: Why are we stuck at the bottom of a pit?

Colombian: I don't know. I can't remember how we got here.

Whip: Is that you Colombian?

Colombian: Yeah, where are you?

Coat Boy: Dude, we're in a pit, she's probably above us.

Belgium: Ugh, is Coat Boy down there, too?

Coat Boy: Yes he is.

Belgium: I say we leave them.

Sweden: Belgium!

Colombian: How many people are up there?

Whip: Everyone I thi-

Everyone: Ah!

Coat Boy: Why did you all fall on me!

Anname: Why are you so bony?

Belgium: Yeah! It would've been better to just fall on the ground!

Coat Boy: Well you- Never mind. DeathStar! Get off of me!

DeathStar: I can't! Thor's on me!

Thor: And Football Player is on me!

Coat Boy: Can't... Breathe...

Belgium: Uh, his face is turning purple...

Whip: Oh my gosh! Get off him!

Everyone: That's my foot! Watch where you put that! Hey! Give me back my shoe!

Sweden: Are you OK, Coat Boy?

Coat Boy: Yeah, I just pretended not to breath to get you all off of me.

Colombian: Guys, that was pretty funny.

Coat Boy: Funny that your girlfriend just fell into a pit?

DeathStar: Oooooooh!

Whip: Yeah, what's up with that?

Colombian: That's not what I meant!

Coat Boy: I suggest the dog house, Whip.

Whip: Good idea! It's the dog house for you, Colombian!

Colombian: Coat Boy, I'm gonna kill you.

Coat Boy: Ha! You can't! I am immortal!

Football Player: Even if you were, he could still hurt you really bad.

DeathStar: Ooooooooh!

Football Player: Shut up DeathStar.

DeathStar: No!

Football Player: Get over here!

DeathStar: Help! He's hurting me!

Sweden: Guys, stop!

Coat Boy: I just realized we probably are going to die down here.

Belgium: Wow, why are you so negative?

Coat Boy: Is it just me, or is something else falling?