do cookies have 🅱️enises

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wind archer: steps on a rock agh, fuck me!
fire spirit: gladly :))))))
wind archer:
fire spirit:
wind archer: fire we don't have dicks
fire spirit:
wind archer: even if we did i would shoot you down 0.0024 seconds after making that comment

so how tf do cookies reproduce? answer: they don't lmao

new headcanon: fire spirit is an immortal annoying shit so no matter how many times wind archer shoots him down, he has to deal with the same shit every day

how can he stay sane

bonus:
wind archer: why'd you dim the lights?
fire spirit: to save power
fire spirit:
fire spirit:
fire spirit: and to suck your dic-
wind archer: shoots him down before he could finish

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