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Me: Welcome back mother fuckers... I meant potatoes. Fuck why do I keep doing that. Well anyways welcome back beautiful potatoes.

Johnnie: I'm bored

Me: you're boring

Johnnie: you are too

Me: what if I allowed Bryran to join us

Johnnie: HIS NAME IS NOT BYRAN

Me: fine I'll bring the chile giraffe hybrid to join us

Johnnie: that's better now where is he I need to punch someone

Me: why don't you punch me

Johnnie: you're a girl I can't hit girls.

Me: well no rules in my story is there

Johnnie: I guess not... *punches my arm weakly*

Me: wimp *punches him with all my strength*

Johnnie: ow that hurt, now you know why I don't punch you now where is Bryan

Me: who's Bryan

Johnnie: the giraffe child hybrid

Me: you mean the punisher

Johnnie: *high pitched voice* WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL HIM WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

Me: well I kinda almost killed him on the way here

Johnnie: WHAT

Me: well I have never driven a car and we got in an accident

Johnnie: WHAT THE FUCK LIZZY IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Me: I'm just kidding he's right here *motions to bryan*

Bryan: the punisher has arrived

Me: johnnie show him your room, I would but last time I did jason was naked and that was awkward

Johnnie: and you've walked in on me naked too

Me: WHAT EVER I just hop I don't walk in on the giraffe child while he's naked. I would vomit

Johnnie: well let's go the punisher

Bryan and johnnie: *leaves*

Me: I'm all alone

Dottie: *pops head in* hi

Me: do you and Zoe wanna have a girls night in my room

Dottie: sure I'll go get Zoe

Me: and I'll get Fernando Cece Emily and Kayla

Dottie: okay *leaves*

Me: *walks into the room Kayla and Emily are in* hey wanna have a sleep over in my room?

Emily: who will be there?

Me: Zoe Dottie you Kayla me Fernando and Cece

Emily: well Cece is in my room

Me: CECE GET YOUR ASS IN THIS ROOM NOW

Cece: hi

Me: wanna have a sleep over in my room

Cece: sure

Me: okay you guys get your pjs on and I'll meet you in my room here's a key *hands a key* *runs to find fernando*

Fernando: I want invited?

Me: holy shit where did you come from

Fernando: doesn't matter, well why was I not invited

Me: I was just going to get you

Fernando: okay

Me: go get your pjs and shit for a sleepover

Fernando: okay

Me: *runs to my room* okay y'all can get out of my room I need to change

*over to Zoe's room*

Alfie: you're not going to that sleep over

Zoe: why not

Alfie: when ever Lizzy has a sleep over with anyone they end up playing pranks and I know you would play a prank on me

Zoe: well to fucking bad

Alfie: ZOE SWORE

Zoe: I'm going bye

Alfie: goodnight

*kayla and Emily's room*

Kayla: what should I wear

Emily: I'm just going to wear a tank top and shorts

Kayla: I don't care what your going to wear but what should I wear

Emily: what ever is comfortable it's not like they are gonna kill us I mean Lizzy has seen me naked

Kayla: I have too

Emily: a lot of people have seen me naked

Kayla: I know

*off to Fernando's room*

Fernando: YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL

*ceces room*

Cece: THORBEAR IS MY HORSY

*my room*

Me: if you hate gay people you should get your ass beat your a close minded faggot bitch kiss-

Zoe: LIZZY IM HERE

Me: *lets Zoe in* hey girl ready for the sleep over

Zoe: *looks around at my room* this looks boring

Me: don't worry I have to hide the fun stuff from the boys cause they found a way to pick the lock

Zoe: oh I see

Me: okay you can sit down on my-

Emily: LILLY OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR NOW

Me: *opens door* okay emeweewee is here and Kayla and Zoe

Emily: hi Zoe

Zoe: hi emeweewee

Emily: I hate you Lilly

Zoe: her name is Lizzy

Emily: I call her Lilly deal with it

Me: okay so the next chapter will have our fabulous sleep over in it but I'm to lazy to put it in this chapter. Well as always, vote comment and shit. Y'all have a wonderful day now... Boob squeez (hehehe)

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