1. Burn her clothes
2. Dye her hair blue
3. Give her fairy wings
4. Give her a makeover, and make her look like a goth
5. Have a paint war with Emmet in her room
6. Take her shopping and only buy pencils
7. Complain to her every 5 seconds about EVERYTHING
8. Shut her in an asylum, for like an hour
9. Get her a coffin and say "Well, the evidence says you have no heartbeat, and your body tempature is below freezing, the medical explanation is you're dead."
10. Get guy's and girl's perfumes. Clean out the girl's bottle and fill it with the guy's colone, then give it to her.
11. Draw a picture of her, make it look like a guy.
12. Enroll her in kindergarten, and tell her, "You can go back to high school when you learn to act your age." Then 2 hours later go back and say, "Oops I meant to enroll Emmet. Sorry." And leave her there
13. Get her a llama
14. Replace her shoes with mens boots
15. Sell her bright yellow car
16. Video tape her doing absolutely everything
17. Ask Jasper to give you a piggyback ride and don't get off. Rub it in her face. (Don't be too mean, she is a vampire after all)
18. Fill her shoes with peanut butter
19. Give her a pineapple
20. Blindfold her
21. Take her picture a lot and ask why she shows up on film
22. Make her read Dracula by Bram Stoker
23. Ask her why she's not as awesome as Dracula
24. Get her a job at a blood bank
25. Buy a magic shrinking potion from a witch (oops, sorry Rosalie ;) *evil laugh*) and call her short a lot!
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How To Annoy The Cullens
HumorJust popped in to my head, Thank you to all that help! If you have suggestion as to who I should do next, message me, and I will write it!!!!!!!! :D
