How To Annoy The Cullens

How To Annoy Edward Cullen

I dedicated this to Hopeforyouandme because they gave me suggestions for like 5 of these and to Badwolf for suggestions on like 3 of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These people are amazing!!!!

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1. Text him from Bella's phone and tell him that Bella is dating Jacob behind his back

2. Throw holy water on him and run away screaming when he doesn't die

3. Stalk him where ever he goes

4. Burn his piano to a crisp

5. Steal ALL of Alice's clothes and Blame Edward

6. Give Edward a hug RIGHT after hugging ALL the wolfs

7. Hack his facebook account and change EVERYTHING!

8. Tell all the kids in the town that Edward stalks them in their sleep.

9. Steal his car

10. Kidnap Bella

11. Whenever he drives you somewhere ask "Are we there yet?" every 5 seconds and he refuses to drive you anywhere else, ask why until agrees to drive you, and REPEAT!

12. Get him a cat and tell him that it is your special cat and if he hurts it you will DIE!

13.Get him TWO cats and do #12.

14. Make him listen to Justin Beiber.

15. Read his mind

16. Yell in his ear, while "playing" the drums

17. Throw a LOT of food at him

18. Throw sparkles at him

19. Call him a Pedofile

20. Call him Jacob by "accident"

21. Tell him that Jacob was going to propose, TO HIM!

22. Call him old

23. Ask him how many minutes and seconds he has lived and when he answers gasp and say "That's a lie, the world isn't even that old"

24. Ask him if he's ever met One Direction, and gasp and slap him when he says no 

25. Ask if he was a Wattpad account, and make him one when he sayd no.

26.Then, change everything on it

27. Ask him why he sparkles like a fairy in the sun

28.Pick a random day of the year and sing Happy Birthday to him every 5 minutes

29.Color (in permanent marker) ALL over your walls

30. Shave Rosalies hair and blame Edward

31. Think REALLY loudly

32. Write a story in which he kills Bella and show Bella saying he wrote it (write it on the computer and print it out)

33. Sing out of pitch to him (like really really really really high)

34. Hide all of his CD's and blame Emmet

35. Gossip about him to the popular girls that he likes them

36. Invite him and Jacob to tea and break plates on his head if he glares at Jacob

37. Burn random pieces of furnature and blame him

38. Cut your arm and wave it in front of his face, saying "You know you want it, Bella doesn't have to know"

39. Try to play his piano and kind of break it to a million pieces

40. Write a list like this one, to help others annoy him, too!

41. Go to his house on Halloween and ask for candy. When he gives you some, wrinkle your nose and say, 'I can see you put much effort into your costume.'

42. Wait until he is in the sun and say, 'I thought only girls liked sparkles' and start laughing