THIS WHOLE CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO GREEN TEA AND CELEBS AND YOUTUBERS BECAUSE...BAES
GREEN TEA: IT IS THE MOST HEAVENLY DRINK IN THE WORLD ESPECIALLY WITH HALF & HALF CREAMER AND SUGAR *heart eyes motherfucker*
TYLER OAKLEY: HE IS MY QUEEN AND HE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND HE IS HILARIOUS
ANDY BIERSACK: DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN?! HIS VOICE, HIS TATTOOS, HIS EVERYTHING JESSUS FUCKING PIZZ CRUST
MICHAEL CLIFFORD: HE IS A BEAUTIFUL, PUNK ROCK, KITTEN.
