OK SO IT'S THE WEEKEND AND IT'S....
TUMBBBBBBLLLLLLRRRRRRR TIIIIIIIIIME!!!!
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5sos If The Purge Was Real
Ashton:*has phone out and starts taking a video*
Ashton:HI GUYS!! We're outside Detroit right now and we're-
Calum:PURGGGGING!
Ashton:We aren't purging, we are watching the purging.
Michael:This is stupid, why didn't we get superhero masks?
Calum:The bad guys wear masks, didn't you see the movie?
Luke:People die in the movie-
Michael:Shut up Luke
Calum:Is that a real..
Michael:WHOA THAT'S NOT A WATER GUN
Luke:This isn't safe
Ashton:We are going to go inside now and not be purged, bye guys and stay safe!!
Luke:If we die I love you guys and I hate this band.
Michael:
Calum:purgggggginnng purge purgey pyurge purge PUrGe!!!!!
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5sos got me like
me:i love you. you are my little sunshines, i love everything about you really. thanks for staying by my side through dark times. i love you.
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:calum whAT THE HECK IS THAT A NEW TATTOO
me:STOP DYING YOUR HAIR YOU'RE GONNA GO BALD ANY SECOND MISTER
me:aShtoN You'RE A DicK LoOK at yOUR diCK DOFHSODOF
me:shut up luke you're such a dork
me:YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS UGH I HATE THIS BAND
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Michael on a daily basis
Michael:I don't wanna wake up
Michael:do I smell bunanas?
Michael:oh laptop you're my only friend
Michael:why am I talking to myself
Michael:should I go be mean to luke?
Michael:nahhh
Michael:he's to far away
Michael:should I google nudity and see if calum appears?
Michael:imma do it
Michael:I regret this
Michael:food
Michael:OMG ashton is hot
Michael:why did I say that
Michael:am I gay?
Michael:probably
Michael:I want food
Michael:*stays on laptop for 24 hours*
Michael:imma go be mean to luke now
Michael:should I dye my hair
Michael:ya
Michael:what color
Michael:idk
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{ being on ur period sucks tbh }
{ like when you're all happy and have good dreams the night before then 'BOOP' ur uterus is like 'lol niqqa no. u gon bleed and u aint gonna like it.' and then we eat chocolate OR we rip ur head off c:}
{ASSSSS U CAN TELL IM ON MY PERIOD lol ooPS}
