SO IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HW RN AND I DON'T WANT TO SO IM POSTING RANDOM SHIT AND STUFF SO >.<
I WANT ASHTON TO BANG ME HARDER THAN HE BANGS HIS DRUMS ASDFGHJKIL;
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Ashton and Kendall having sex
Ashton:Say my name
Kendall:Calu....Ashton,sorry I'm the worst reader
Ashton:You ain't even reading anything
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michael:we were all judging him because he wore this purple shirt
ashton:
michael:
ashton:
michael:
ashton:I came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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Me:Wow i would be such a great wife for Calum! Look at me cleaning and stuff!
Mom:No you wouldn't you can't even keep your room clean. It's so messy you would lose Calum in your room.
Me:Um no i wouldn't because Calum would be in my bed the entire time.
Mom:What?
Me:What.
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Person: I like your band shirt.
Me: Wanna make out?
Person: What?
Me : Did I fucking stutter.
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{OK I GOT ALL THESE FROM TUMBLR DON'T JUDGE ME bYE}
