WWE Texts [Part 3](Editing Occasionally)

Chris Jericho (Chris)

You: you look good with that beard..

Chris: I look good in anything!

Y: except when you don't say EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER

C: fine..... EEEEEEEEEEEEEVER

Y: i think you forgot an E

C: smh

Y: you're using abbreviations? :o

C: i invented abbreviations

Y: and toast, and soccor and wrestling and the armbar and cupcakes and punk and ambrose and wwe and the rock and wyatt and math and science and the book im reading and the phone and the tv and the internet and memes and getting arrested and books and.....

C: I INVENTED EVERYTHING!

Y: i wasn't finished

C: please dont' send me another list like that

Y: OK then how about i say you invented the universe?

C: that works!

Y: well actually god did

C: ?

Y: nahh.. im an atheist like Punk

C: you're an athiest because of PUnk?

Y: no, i was an atheist before I knew who Punk was

C: i invented the term atheist

Y: i know you did... *sigh*

C: did you jsut sigh?!

Y: yeah, i have to pay you now because you invented it,.. i know

C: good girl

Y: whoa.. did you say that to your wife last night?

C: Nope, said that to her 20 mintues ago.. ;)

Y: CHRISTOPHER IVRINE!!