WWE Texts [Part 3](Editing Occasionally)

Zack Ryder (Matt)

You; I saw you on Raw!

Zack: epic!

Y: you're so hot

Z: come again?

Y: that wasnt meant for you..

Z: oh...

Y: you're hot tho!

Z; I know I am ;)

Y: haha you're so full of yourself

Z: I'm not as bad as Miz!

Y: he needs to get kicked in the face

Z: duh!

Y: XD

Z: soooooo....

Y: when are you coming home?

Z: next week

Y: to LI?

Z: where else?!

Y: I don't know..

Z: clubbing when I get back?

Y: as long as you don't get too drunk again

Z: It wasnt that bad!

Y: you thought Seth legitly had my little ponies in his briefcase and you threw it in the pool & yelled, DIE PONIES! and then jumped in because you felt bad for "killing" his ponies

Z: .......

Y: XD At least I got to see Seth's mad side tht night.. ;)

Z: ew.... but wait,why is this the first I'm hearing about this?

Y: you passed out outside after you have Seth his briefcase back so we went to your room. I thought you would've noticed considering 3 of your condoms were gone

Z: THEEE?!?!?!

Y: yeah, first was in te shower, second was in your bed & third was in the pool while you were still asleep

Z: TOU DID IT IN MY BED AND POOL?!

Y: thank god you didn't wake up

Z: You did it..... in my pool.... WAS I STILL OUTSIDE?

Y: that's why I said thank god you didn't wake up!

Z: now I have too clean everything!

Y: well we did it more than 3 times. Sooo...

Z: then why'd you say you only used 3 condoms?

Y: we didn't find them until after we had sex in the kitchen & living room

Z: MY HOUSE.

Y: ohh Seths calling! :D

Z: TELL HIM YOURE BTH NOT ALLOWD IN MY HOUSE ANYMORE!