CM Punk (Phil)

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This is a thank you text dedicated towards the Best in the World: CM Punk. He will forever and Always be my favorite famous person, no matter who comes along. He started the obsession I have with WWE and I literally cannot thank him enough. I'm proud to say I'm a Punker and I'm very lucky to be able to say I met CM Punk before he left. I thank you Punk, for everything and I love you.

Punk: Thats it,.. I'm done

You: yup...

P: Wow.. it's over

Y: yep

P: don't make me feel bad

Y: I'm not..

P: yes you are

Y: punk...

P: it's Phil

Y: fine, Phil.. you had a great career. You were the longest reigning champ in the modern era, you won MITB twice and you won them back to back, you're the one who made the WWE bigger by dropping that PipeBomb, you helped younger wrestlers through their careers, you've saved people by turning them straight edge, you still get cheered on a daily basis,... what am I forgetting?

P: that I'm forever THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

Y: see? you're fucking amazing and nobody's going to forget you anytime soon

P: and I'm married to April

Y: hey, it's still Aj to me..

P: oh right. :)

Y: whatever you do with your life, I'll support you in it

P: even if I start drinking?

Y: Phil, we both know that will never EVER happen.

P: you got that right

Y: I'm still sad that you're really gone

P: I'm still there,.. in spirit

Y: says the atheist

P: ha ha

Y: you love me

P: welllllll...

Y: PUNK!

P: I said it's Phil

Y: smh

P: what?

Y: smh? Shake My Head...?

P: ohhhh I get it!

Y: WOW

P: hey I'm 35

Y: you're not that old

P: older than you!

Y: okay yeah...

P: see? and I'm older than Aj,.. and Ambrose and Rollins & Reigns and uhm..

Y: I get it! Youre old!

P: that's not nice!

Y: you started it!

P: I know ;)

Y: oh my gosh

P: hahaha XD

Y: who knew you knew how to use smiley faces

P: well I know who Justin Beiber is so...

Y: yeah,.. weirdo.

P: you're weird too!

Y: I know I am. I'm proud of it! :D

P: good, that's a food thing

Y: food? I want some.. :(

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