Dear Crush,
I'm over you. I know, this sounds so ridiculous, but I met someone else. For the first time in my life I wanted to protect someone other than my family so much. He's so thin, I wants to leave all my desserts and feed him until he gets more stubby because I can always feel his bones when I hug him.
Thanks for the nice times we talked, and thank god you don't know about this obsession.
Best wishes,
ex-stalker