Blocked Caller ~ C.H.

Convo Ten

Hello :)

Are you friends with Oscar Barnes?

Thank you for greeting me too, but I hate him.

So do I. What about Melonie Westmore?

She's a slut.

Tyler Van Haren?

Faggot.

So true. Luke hemmings?

.....

I know who you are.

Who?

Narshi Menhow.

No. I hate that kid. He talks too fast.

I don't know why Luke hangs out with him.

Are you.... ARE YOU CALUM HOOD?!

It's about time.

HOLY SHIT! I NEVER KNEW YOU EXSISTED! I'M SO SORRY!

I didn't know you existed up until seven weeks ago.

Well that's fair... I guess.

Ahahha.

BUT DAYUM, BOY! WHY HAVEN'T I DISCOVERED YOU BEFORE?!

Because you're too busy google-eyeing Michael Clifford?

*coughs awkwardly* YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

I have multiple people to back me up. Even the guy himself.

Michael knows?

Yes. He has for quite awhile. He finds it cute.

WHAT IS AIR?!

A substance you breath in through your lungs, only to release it seconds later as carbon dioxide. You are unable to see it, but you are able to feel it against your skin when wind occurs.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Fuck off.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I win.

I gotta go. Ttyl.

Alright, Kila. I'll be waiting.

CALUM IS A PEDO!

Very funny.

And the roles are reversed.

I though you had to go.

Oh. Right. Bye.

Ps. You're very attractive. I think I found my new obsession.

I'm not a toy. But I like the idea of that.