Blocked Caller ~ C.H.

Convo Eight

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE?!

If this was taken out of context, I'd been calling the police.

I'll be the one calling the cops in a minute.

Very funny.

You've provided me with little information, leaving me no solution other than you are a creepy old guy who stalks high school girls for a fun night and maybe a murder. I bet you don't even go to school.

HEY! I'm only seventeen.

Mhmm. Tell me more.

I read that aloud in a seductive tone. Help me.

Oh gosh. I just realized how bad it sounded.

Don't worry. I don't mind.

Ahaha oki doki. But seriously, dude. Are you 'even' a dude?

I'm pretty sure I have a willy and balls.

I'm legit face palming.

I usually sit towards the back of the class.

I'm oblivious to the people around me when it comes to class.

Yeah. I've noticed that.

Creepy.

Do you like pizza?

Why?

Future references. That's all.

You aren't going to show up at my house with pizza, are you?

Pffffffffffffffft.... No. Yes. I was planning to.

Well if you do, bring vodka.

Vodka? Of all drinks, Vodka?

Meh.

If I have two cakes and someone asked for one, how many do I have left over?

I don't know. How many?

Two and a dead body XD

But... What?

OOOOOOOOOOH! I GET IT! AHAHHAH!

And the last horse crossing the finish line.

I will bite you.

Not the face or the penis.

If I bite you anywhere else it'll be classed as sexual.

Well, if that's the topic, you make me hard sometimes when I think of you. Sometimes you're clothed, sometimes you're not.

It depends.

O.O

Well that escalated quickly.

I'm sorry. That was my friend.

Sure it was.

Hello. I'm Ashton.

Erm. Hi, Ashton. Do you go to my school as well?

Nah m8. I go to another school.

Really? Which one?

Richmond my brothah!

I'm a girl.

And I'm a boy. Know what that means?

What?

We can have sex.

I'm not giving my innocence up to some random ass guy.

My ass is lovely, thank you.

I didn't compliment it, though.

Ashton's gone.

Good. He's creepy.

You said that about me once, too.

You're both creepy asf.

What does that mean?

It means 'as fuck'. I gotta go catch the bus.

Talk to you l8r, babe.

Chow.