#hastags

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#no.

Flipping flapjacks, nobody wants to look at your selfie and scroll through like, eighty, hashtags. It's just like:

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insert pic

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"Tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising."

#lyrics #selfie #ootd #ss #blahblahblah

#gkgjg #hjgjj

No.

Like, I just wanna scroll past your picture and see Tom Felton the bae,but that's kind of difficult to do when you have more hashtags than Asia does people!

And because I'm immature, I will say this to the person who invented hashtags.

You're rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy and I don't like you.

AND WHO EVEN CAME UP WITH THE NAME HASHTAGS? Is it based off of hashbrowns AKA potatoes? This # doesn't look like a potato, it looks like a waffle. This () looks like a potato.{ (•) υ (•) smiley face!}

GAH ALL OF MY RANTS ARE SHORTER THAN A CHICKEN LEG.

(shoutout to anyone who gets the song lyrics and movie reference)

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