Math Is A Wonderful Thing

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Mr. S pretended to teach us. Mullins walked in.

"E equals MC squared. Ms Mullins come in."

"I'm sorry to interrupt but Mrs. Lemons said she heard music coming from the classroom."

"Music, I didn't hear any music. Mrs. Lemons must be on crack, right kids?"

"Hmmhmm." we said.

"What's that?"

She pointed to Mr. S' guitar.

"Oh that! Yeah, ugh, we were singing and we were learning. We're learning in singsong."

Nice one Mr. S!

"Huh. Well, you mind if i stop by this afternoon?"

"Sure, come by this afternoon."

"It is the afternoon, I meant now."

"Oh, ok."

"Just continue with your method."

Mr. S got his guitar ready as Mullins went to the back of the room.

"Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. so get of your ass let's do some math, math math math math math. Three minus four is..."

He pointed to Summer.

"Negative one."

"That's right. And six time a billion is..."

He pointed to Marko.

"Six billion."

"Nailed it! And fifty four is forty five more, but what is the answer Marta?"

"Nine."

"No, it's eight."

"No, it's nine."

"...Yes I was testing you, it's nine. And that's a magic number."

His song was over and school was out.

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