Harry wrote Alex and Sierra's song "I love you" under a fake name, and the timeline dOES add up.
Keep in mind that if you actually listen to the song, both Alex and Sierra sing parts, so it's not entirely made up of male pronouns.
ALSO
YALL WANT LIFE ADVICE?
YEAH YOU DO
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE
ANYONE
THROW A WRAPPED TAMPON AT THEM
ITS THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO
MAYBE THEY'LL SMILE AT YOU
MAYBE THEY'LL FOLLOW YOU TO CLASS THAT DAY
MAYBE YOU'LL START TALKING TO THEIR 12 YEAR OLD SISTER AND GET PICTURES AND VIDEOS OF THEM
WHO KNOWS
YESTERDAY WAS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY 2018 DESPITE THE FACT THAT I HAVE HAD MULTIPLE MENTAL BREAKDOWNS THIS WEEK
JUST
DO IT
LIKE WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY
ALSO
YESTERDAY I GOT A HAPPY MEAL
I KNOW IM TOO OLD BUT IT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN 8 YEARS
I CRIED
AND SCREAMED FOR 2 MINUTES STRAIGHT UNTIL I LOST MY VOICE
NOT ABOUT THE HAPPY MEAL THO
THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK
