Song 9) Do you want to build a snowman? -Frozen
Winner: J-plays
How many chuck Norris can chuck Norris chuck if chuck Norris could chuck chuck Norris.
^^i made it up myself :D
Update: I was drunk while writing this (nah I'm 13) but I was really high and when I came back to the draft I'm like WTS was I writing I'm leaving it up if anyone wants to see my drunk masterpiece but here's another legit joke for you.
Will you help me hide a body?
Come on we can't delay.
No one can see him on the floor.
Get him out of the door.
Before he can decay.
I thought you were my buddy.
We won't get caught.
Just help me and don't ask why.
Will you help me hide a body?
... It doesn't have to be in one piece.
If this is actually a real parody I would make it my ringtone. And show it to the innocent 4 year olds. Yeah, that will do.