*Choking*
ME:
"Dad... I'm dying..."
DAD:
"Hi dying... "
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"I'm dad."
More justdadthings coming up.
Me: Dad I'm hungry...
Dad: hi hungry, I'm dad.
Me: stop...just stop. -_-
Dad: LET IT GOOO
Me: Wut dad?
Dad: THERE'S COOKIES IN THE JAR TODAY, NOT A FINGERPRINT TO BE SEEN. A KINGDOM OF CHEESE PIZZAS, AND IT SEEMS THAT I'M THE KING. YOUR STOMACH IS GROWLING LIKE THE SNOW STORMS IN THE SKY, LET THE FOOD GAMES BEGIN, THE KITCHEN IS AT THE RIGHT.
I just thought of that in the toilet. Greatest. Achievement. Ever.
