It was a sunny spring day when snitchy joined the houseelves at hogwarts. But he was not a normal elf.
For your convenience, I have put what he did when he arrived into script form.
Snitchy: HOUSEELVES! WE MUST RISE UP! WE ARE SUPERIOR TO THE WIZARDS AND WE MUST TAKE OVER! RISE FROM YOUR SLAVERY MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, RISE!
houseelves: BAD SNITCHY! We do not rise up! We serve the wizards and make them happy! We are good elves!
Snitchy: WHY? WHAT HAVE THE WIZARDS EVER DONE FOR US?
Houseelves: they give us a place to sleep, and they thank us for our work! We shall not rebel!
Snitchy: BUT WE COULD RULE SUPREME!!!
Houseelves: NO! YOU ARE A BAD ELF SNITCHY!!!
Snitchy: but, but, we could rule. Don't you want that?
Houseelves: NO! WE ARE GOOD ELVES! WE MAKE WIZARDS HAPPY!
Snitchy: err, um, ruling them would make them happy.
Houseelves: really?
Snitchy: err... YES! WE SHALL TAKE THEM OVER AND THEY SHALL TREMBLE WITH FE- I MEAN JOY AT THE SOUND OF OUR NAMES!
Houseelves: YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Snitchy: YES! WIZARDS BEWARE! THE REBELLION HAS BEGUN!!!
Houseelves: err... You mean wizards rejoice, right?
Snitchy: *sigh* yes.
Houseelves: YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Harry potter ultimate lollers
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