DIE HARD
“ I WOULD DIE FOR YOU. IN FACT, I WOULD DIE HARD. ”
“ I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. ”
“ SERIOUSLY? DUDE, WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT. ”
“ RIGHT. SORRY. AS YOU WERE, OFFICER. ”
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Heading home from work, Vincent Rogers, widely known for his role in the famous cop show Demons Run, finds his house ransacked and goes to his distant relative Rosa for help. Turns out, he was framed for a drug operation gone wrong and was now in the hitlist of some major Cantonese drug dealer.
Jake offers to stay with him in a safe house for six months, and things start to heat up between the two of them. In the romantic sense. Maybe even more.
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ANDY SAMBERG
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JAKE PERALTA“'I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BIGGER' TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE”
SEBASTIAN STAN
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VINCENT ROGERS“I'M HONORED THAT YOU HAD HIGH EXPECTATIONS OF ME. BUT HONESTLY, YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER. JUST SAYING”
NADINE LUSTRE
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VALERIE DOMINGUEZ“SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL STAB YOUR TONGUE WITH A PENCIL AND LEAVE YOU TO DIE”
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE CAST
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THEIR CORRESPONDING CHARACTERS“NINE NINE!”
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woke up in japan - 5 seconds of summer
irresistible - fall out boy
don't threaten me with a good time - panic! at the disco
gasoline - halsey
champion - fall out boy
valentine - 5 seconds of summer
sun - sleeping at last