Un-normal (one direction fan fic)

Chapter 1

I was walking down the street thinking about the text I had sent Jamie earlier and chuckled our conversation had gotten to 'normal' so I decide to send her the most random thing I could thing of at the time which was

'Chicken monkeys wrapped in banana peels'

Ya I know it's probably not my BEST work but it had to do for the moment

Oww what was that?

Wow not again I walked STRAIGHT into ANOTHER wall

I looked at the sigh to see what store it was a Tim Hoes or you can go by the real name which is Tim Hortons a coffee shop that was on practically EVERY street in Halifax Nova Scotia and yes before you ask I AM Canadian Eh?

I walked into the cafe and bought an XL Iced Capp oh I feel so bad for what ever animals/aliens/persons had to put up with me today

I finished the caffeine and walked out the door until I smacked into something at first I thought it was another wall cuz I'm pretty much known to smack into those but when I looked up the first thing I thought was and I quote

Damn sexy bitch you looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinne

Why do you always smack into the hot ones?

Not that I'm complaining.....

The man was around 5'9 or so and had feathery brown hair that swished in a bang type thing kinda like mine (but mine covered my eye)and blue eyes that were so shooting it was almost as unreal as the invention of the platypus

"sorry she said shyly in hopes he would say it's alright"I spoke as if I were narrating it

"it's ok he replied then asked for he number"

" liar you never asked for my number and what's your name?she asked but secretly gonna give him the number any ways"

"Louis and I have something to say.he continued narrating for the fun of it"

"shoot.she said just now realizing he had a sexy accent"

"hey I just meet you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe. He quoted from the hit Carly Rae Jepson song while handing her the number on a piece of paper"

"thanks was her genius reply handing him a number back"

"hey umm you wanna go out to dinner later maybe 7ish so we can get to know each other?"

"sure but it can't be norman"

"Norman?"

"it hurts to say the word so I change the last letter"

"ahhhhhhhhh I think I'll try that cuz I honestly HATE that word"

"same hey I gotta go I'll text you my address ok?"

"okie dokie"

And I walked off secretly thanking God for letting me smack into that sexy mofo

I got to work and went into the room that lead to the booth where people record their voices

I work as one of the people who help with sound and that kinda stuff when people record songs/albums

I was spinning around in my awesome chair waiting for the artists to come in when I heard a cough I stopped spinning and looked over to where it came from and I saw Louis and 4 other guys

I stood up and he shouted

"OMG YOUR COFFEE SHOP GIRL"

"And your famous? Why you no tell me?!"

"Cuz I figured the less you knew the less likely you would be to fangirl"

" Dude I have worked with Adele and so many others oh and do you know how hard it was not to strangle Jusitn Bieber? I freaking HATE that dude who do you think makes him sound like a girl in of his songs? That's right this girl" *points to self*

"Hey Bieber is awesome!" a short blonde one said in an Irish accent.....oh no the leprechauns

"ahhhhh leprechaun it's a good think I'm wearing my anti leprechaun bracelet"I said while holding up my wrist

They all just laughed

"alright make with the introductions I don't have all day PLUS I. Have a date tonight at 7"I said while winking at Louis

"ok so this is Harry Stylesthe flirt"he said while pointing to a boy with curly hair that reminded my of Nick Jonas and green eyes

"Liam Payne the smart one" he pointed to a boy with short brown hair and brown eyes

"Zayn Malik the vain one"he pointed to a boy with tanned skin brown eyes and black hair that can only be described in one way;tall

"that is Niall Horan" he pointed to the leprechaun who I was trying to stay away from

"And I am Louis the Tommo Tomlinson"

"well since not even Louis knows my name yet I shall tell you ;

I'm Emily Davis I am 18 almost 19 and know as a genius since I graduated high school at age 9 I had always wanted to be one of these things that I am now which reminds me we should get to work..." I trailed off

"ok so it says here you will be recording 3 songs over the next 6 hours! Omg that's gonna be hard let's start with the one called Tell me a lie then we go on to Everything about you and lastly Up all night all clear no argue mental now get in that booth" and I spent the next 6 hours helping them with the thing I love most

Music

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A/N: OK SO THAT SO OVER THERE ON THE SIDE IS ONE OF THE MANY RANDOM FUNNY SONGS I WILL PUT IN WITH THIS IM GONNA TRY AND PUT ONE IN WITH EVERY CHAPTER OK?

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