CRIMINAL

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here we feature a child who absolutely does not want to share her scooter.

"dear holy water, i have something to confess. my 7/8 year old self was practically a she-devil. my cousins from florida were visiting and they would always go and steal my scooter from me. most of the time i would just yell my head off to them but i took it too far once. i took that pole thing from billiards* and i practically stabbed one of them with the pole thingy. i am very sorry, please forgive me."

*that pole thing from billiards:

that is a very creative way of warding off scooter thiefs

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that is a very creative way of warding off scooter thiefs. are the cousins okay you ask?

"oh and yeah they’re okay, i didn’t stab them that hard"

we definitely believe you samantha.

you are forgiven my child, please do not repeat this act as it may lead to you landing in jail.

CONFESSIONS.Onde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora