5SOS imagines

dating him | calum

i want him to choke me

[ calum hood ]
dating him includes:

- tickle fights

- playful fights

- lots of inside jokes

- being that clingy couple

- but also being the cutest couple

- slapping your ass any chance he gets

- slapping his ass any chance you get

- calum teaching you how to play the bass

- touring with him

- stolen kisses

- lots of making out

- the boys being grossed out by the pda

- he gives you piggy back rides

- cute couple pictures on instagram

- stealing each others phones to take stupid pictures

- inappropriate pictures sent from texts

- texting all the time when you're not together (which is rare)

- you stealing his clothes

- staying up late just talking about random shit

- dance parties

- the fans are surprisingly supportive of you two

- calum telling you every! single! day! different reasons why he loves you

- cuddles

- showers together

- um seX

- rough cex

- choking kink oops

- when others are around it doesn't matter because you both are like in your own little world together

- the fans knowing you two are dating before you even announce it because it's so obvious that calum is in love with you and that you're in love with him

- he gets easily jealous and protective

- you get easily jealous and protective

- you both know you don't have reasons to be jealous since you know you love each other and wouldn't do that but you guys can't help but feel protective when someone gets to close to the other

- living together

- calum has many songs written about you

- he begs and begs to put a song he wrote for you to be on the album

- he wants to marry you one day

- making fun of each other

- buying each other food

- he knows your order for everything

- you know his order for everything

- you guys are just the cutest couple in existence :))

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hey its been a while

hOW ARE YOU BITCHES

I WANT CALUM IN MY ASSHOLE,
ANYWAYS,

love you guys and have a great day thots