During sex
Me: Hurt me
Him: Zayn and Harry might have been together but now the chances of them being together is close to none-
Me: Wait st-
Him: They haven't spoke since Zayn went away and really this is going nowhere so you waiting for a reunion is just a waste of your energy to be honest-
Me: I said sto-
Him: Actually you know what Larry and Zigi might be rea-
Me: I'm breaking up with you.
