Why Not?

🔥Rich🔥

I open up my phone and the first thing I see is,

[Riends]Are Rich and Jake dating or do they just want their users to match?

I know that Jake had seen it too so I looked at him with a worried expression.

"Jake.. I know you wanted to wait.. but it'th betht If we jutht tell them now."

He sighed, nodding slowly in disappointment.

[TallestAss]Yeah. We are dating.

[SmallestAss]^^^^

[Boyf]No fuckin wayyyyyyy

[PinkBerryAddict] Chloe owes me 20

[SmallestAss] YOU BET ON OUR BROMANCE!?

[PinkBerryAddict] Yup

[BasicChloe] God Dammit!!

[GossipGirl]OOOOOOOOO!! I KNEW IT!!

[ChrissyChris]Wait, whats going on??

[Riends]Rich and Jake are dating

[Boyf] Yup ^^^ What Mikey said

[ChrissyChris]Are all of my boyfriends leaving me for their best friends!?

[Boyf] Uhhhhhhh

[TallestAss]Welllllllllllll

[Riends]Yes.

[SmallestAss]Yes.

[PinkBerryAddict] Ok. Damn.

[Riends]I wanna watch the world burn.

[Boyf]MICHAEL NO

[Riends]MICHAEL YES

[TallestAss]LOLOLOL I just realized their users say boyfriends

[SmallestAss]Yes. That is the joke.
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Jake turned to me. "Hurtful!!" He mocked sadness.

I rolled my eyes, leaning over to kiss him on the cheek.
That seemed to make everything better.

———

[Riends]r/wooooooooooosh

[BasicChloe]Too many o's
It's just r/wooooosh

[Riends]Thanks Chloe ☺️💄🐾

[BasicChloe]☺️💄🐾

[SmallestAss]Is Michael just friends with all the girls.

[Riends]Yup. Brooke,Chloe,Jenna, and I are close.

[Boyf]clears throat

[Riends] But Jeremy is whomst I'm closest to

[Boyf]Thanks

[ChrissyChris]What about me, Michael???

[TallestAss]Ohhhhh no

[PinkBerryAddict]ohhh shiiit

[BasicChloe]Everyone go offline
[GossipGirl]But we need to be here so they don't make each other go insane

[SmallestAss] WHAT JENNA SAID

[ChrissyChris]What about ME Michael??

[Riends]I don't like you in the slightest. I only supported Jeremy's crush on you because I want HIM to be happy.

[Boyf]Ummm Michael??

[ChrissyChris]From What I remember, Mell. Jeremy broke up with me after he hung out with YOU

[Riends]That doesn't mean shit. He also got WITH you after hanging out with ME.

[SmallestAss]That does kinda invalidate her point.