the period project

rant fifty: days of hell

anonymous 

One thing awful of being a girl: periods.

like, why do we need to have them?!?? I DONT NEED ONE?!?

Why do we have to suffer?!??? We already go through a lot!! I don't need blood EXPLODING out every fucking month!!!! *bangs head repeatedly*

It hurts like hell!!!! ITS DAYS OF HELL-I CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT THINKING "WHAT IF THERES A STAIN ON MY JEANS?!" AND SOMETIMES ITS MY FAVORITE PAIR OF JEANS. LIKE COME ON WHYYYYYY

PERIOD JUST COME AND ARE LIKE "oh hi yea I'm back FEEL THE PAIN."

AND THEN THE CRAVINGS-UGH SOMETIMES I DONT HAVE MONEY FOR EVERYTHING I CRAVE. good thing tho is I ask my dad for money and he's like "Why do you need money?"

Me inside my head: OH WELL I NEED TO SURVIVE THIS FUCKING THING CALLED A PERIOD AND I NEED STUFF-YOU HELP ME. FINE. JUST SO YOU KNOW DAD, YES, YES I DID EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DONUTS.

what I really say: girl stuff

Either way we gives me money. Eh...

Then guys don't make it any better.

"Oh are you on your period?"

DONT MESS WITH A GIRL ON HER PERIOD. SERIOUSLY. I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF. OR DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY HORRIBLE TO YOU.

IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH WE TRY TO EXPLAIN IT OR SAY IT. THEY JUST WONT FREAKING LISTEN.

FINE, BUT DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU.

PERIOD ARE UNCOMFORTABLE AND A PAIN. A PAIN SO UNBEARABLE IM AFRAID GUYS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

I'll go stab them with a fucking knife.

I'm just done.

Done.

Done with fucking periods.

And then, we all have those awkward period stories don't we? When we don't want someone to fine out we're on our period but somehow FATE JUST SAYS "oh yea no let me just mess this up-"

no. No. No. Don't get me started..... Let me end this note but saying Halloween Horror Nights will always be a cringe attack moment for me.

Damn you periods.