Lodel-ay-hee-hoooo

Diamond rush

Underneath the galactic umbrella

a glossy scoop of sparkles

oozes down her cheek

no amount of licking

can't stop that

she calms herself

to peek,

"no, no, no! This just wont do!

I might as well have picked

thunderous purple

instead of this lush blue

Oh, gosh, look at those two

*sigh*

they're bloated- twinsick

I am gonna cry, gonna cry..

w-wait a minute..

is that Draco's tail..

which looks like a twig..?

Argh , you, tubbytubs!

stop smiling slick!

Sew on a million diamonds

or else I'll cut back the cheese

and if you fool me with Mars or Venus

you'll lose your world famous fortnightly tease."