Bella's P.O.V.
"Bella!" I heard Edward call from outside my window. I was at Charlie's house, and no matter how much I wanted too, I knew I couldn't move out until we were...yuck...married. Stupid Edward and his dumb innocence.
I rolled my eyes. He probably wanted to talk about the whole... 'girl' thing. And, I really didn't want too.
I pulled up my window for him, and he was standing over my bed in an instant. "Is it true? Did you really think I was a girl?" There was sadness all over his face.
Now, I could tell him the truth, that I was just kidding, or I could lie and say that I still think he's a girl. I know I'm cruel, but he needs some pain once in a while. And I'm the perfect one to inflict it. "Yes, yes I did Edward."
Edward looked like he was about to cry, and that's when I knew that I had gone too far. "Kidding! I'm only kidding!" I got up and patted his shoulder.
He looked down, "was that pay back for leaving without telling you?"
I glared. "You betcha ya."
He stared at me viciously, "now here's my payback. I'm joining your little chat room. I'm going to be there everytime you guys are. Because I know, that you would never want me to join. So HA" He seemed proud of himself.
I wasn't about to tell him that was exactly what I wanted, because it would ruin my plans. So I sighed and said, "Urg. Fine. Emmett and jasper aren't going to be too happy about this." I crossed my arms over my chest.
Edward smiled. "I know. That's the best part."
Emmie.com logs on
Imsoemo logs on
Shoppingwaythebest logs on
Emmie.com: wait a second. Edward is joing the chat room, once and for all?
Shoppingwaythebest: YEAH! Isn't this great? It's exactly what Bella wanted!!!
Imsoemo: oh yeah. Its...great. -sarcasim-
Shoppingwaythebest: cheer up jasper. I have a little present waiting for you when you get home...*hint hint*
Imsoemo: YAY!!!!! I get sex tonight!
Shoppingwaythebest: OMG NOOOOO!!!!!!! EWWWW JASPER!!!!! No, i bought you a new outfit.
Emmie.com: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imsoemo: yay....
Emmie.com: i don't even hafta worry if im getting any, Rose is cool like that.
Shoppingwaythebest: no, Emmett. Just no.
Imsoemo: im disgusted.
Emmie.com: ur just jealous
Imsoemo: of you and rose? Hardly.
Shoppingwaythebest: how come she isn't on here?
Emmie.com: says its stupid because its just us...
Shoppingwaythebest: ahh....
Emmie.com: yeah...
Sparklyvamp logs on(Edward)
Sparklyvamp: Hello Alice, Jasper, and Emmett. How are you three this evening?
Emmie.com: talking about jasper's sexuality.
Imsoemo: EMMETT! NO WE ARE NOT!!!!
Shoppingwaythebest: -giggles-
Imsoemo: -whining- ALICE!!!
Sparklyvamp: This is a rather awkward conversation I don't want to have.
Emmie.com: then go away
Imsoemo: SHNAPS!
Sparklyvamp: why does the world hate me? I think im going to go kill myself again.
Emmie.com: go ahead. See if anyone cares.
Imsoemo: except for all the screaming fan girls...
Sparklyvamp: is that what those screaming girls were doing outside our house? They love me?
Shoppingwaythebest: gee, who doesn't? Face it Eddie, ur the arm candy. And everyone loves me, cuz they want me as a best friend. Me and Eddie are the most desirable cullens.
Emmie.com: -sigh- no one like me.
Imsoemo: or me.
Fangirl1: I DOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imsoemo: really? You do?
Fangirl1: sure. Can you get me a lock of Edward's hair?
Emmie.com: -sigh- i think im going to go see Rose now. Bye guys
Emmie.com logs off
Shoppingwaythebest: im going too. Bye.
Shoppingwaythebest logs off
Sparklyvamp: Ok...bye.
Fangirl1: WAIT! DONT LEAVE!!!!!
Sparklyvamp logs off
Imsoemo: you can talk to me
Fangirl1: yeah...no.
Fangirl1 logs off
Imsoemo: I feel emotional. Im going to go cry into a corner.
Imsoemo logs off
-silence-
Bells<3vamps logs on
Bells<3vamps: Hello?
Bells<3vamps: anyone here? COME LISTEN TO MY PROBLEMS!
-silence-
Bells<3vamps: fine. IM going to go complain to Edward. See all you losers laters.
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