Alice’s POV
“OMFG GUYS! GUESS JUST WHAT HAPPENED ONLINE!!!!!” Bella came bursting through the door.
Everyone exchanged glances. Rose rolled her eyes. “whatever could it be”
Bella skipped(yes, skipped) into the living room and pranced(yes, pranced) into edward’s lap. I saw him cringe and i couldn’t help but giggle.
“That dancing queen guy talked to me!”
Rose immediately straightened up and looked intrigued. “Really? What did he say?”
“Omg i think he’s hot.”
Edward looked grief stricken. “Bella?”
“Omg you can totally tell. Just the way he uses grammar...” she swooned.
Edward bites his lips and holds back tears. “Bella this is incredibly hurtful.”
Rose looked frustrated. “What did he say?”
“Omg i should totally talk to him again. Give him my address. MAYBE HE’LL WATCH ME SLEEP! Thats what gets me hot.”
“bella...” Edward whined. She made no attention to him. Rose groaned and asked again, “Would you just tell him what he said you bitch?”
Bella beamed and leaped off of Edward. “OMG maybe I should-“
“SHUT UP.” The voice carried throughout the house and the only person who wasn’t in here was Carlisle. He came through the sliding glass doors, red faced.
“WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP. I SWEAR TO GOD BRINGING THAT STUPID TWIT INTO THIS HOUSE IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I’VE EVER MADE.” He glared at Bella.
Emmett shed tears. “But after all we’ve been through...”
Carlisle glared at him. “Not you. Bella.”
Edward and bella gasped. The rest of us just shrugged.
“Carlisle! This is my beloved!” Edward exclaimed.
Carlisle rolled his eyes. “you can’t even sleep with her. How is that love?”
“I don’t want to hurt her-“
“Yeah right. Edward, we’ve all seen the erectile disfunction medication in your room.”
Edward turned bright red and cried. He ran off to his room as the rest of us laughed.
Just then, i figured this would our only chance to go online without his whiny ass being there. I shared a look with the others, and we all ran off to computers.
Shoppingwaythebest logs on
Emmie.com logs
Beautifulrose logs on
Imsoemo logs on
Imsoemo: lol that was awesssome
Shoppingwaythebest: I KNOW! I love watching him cry
Beautifulrose: I love being mean...
Bells<3vamps logs on
Imsoemo: shit.
Bells<3vamps: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN.
Beautifulrose: suck it up
Shoppingwaythebest: god your annoying
Imsoemo: thats not the appropriate use of ‘your’
Shoppingwaythebest: just for that, im ignoring you. You and your grammar.
Imsoemo: you’re
Emmie.com: you’re what?
Beautifulrose: omg...emmett why don’t you just...why don’t you just...stop.
Emmie.com: stop what? stop being my smexy self?
Beautifulrose: omg...
Imsoemo: this is so uncomfortable.
Bells<3vamps: u said it
Imsoemo: don’t talk to me.
Shoppingwaythebest: HEY. DONT BE A BITCH TO MY BESTIE.
Bells<3vamps: YEAH
Imsoemo: 1. I thought you thought she was annoying. 2. I thought u were ignoring me
Shoppingwaythebest: STARTING NOW
Imsoemo: that counted
Shoppingwaythebest: JASPER
Imsoemo: ur still talking to me. I must be so amazing you cant NOT talk to me
Bells<3vamps: yeah
Imsoemo: what? you think im amazing?
Bells<3vamps: uh...i thought that was Edward
Emmie.com: awks
Beautifulrose: lol
Imsoemo: BELLA THINKS IM AWESOME
Shoppingwaythebest: no she doesn’t
Bells<3vamps: i kinda do. He can have ppls emotions. OMG can you feel they’re emotions when they’re...doing it?
_silence
Beautifulrose: yeah can u?
Imsoemo: uh...
Emmie.com: that would be cool
Shoppingwaythebest: um...this is weird guys.
Imsoemo: uh yeah
Shoppingwaythebest logs off
Bells<3vamps: so can you
Imsoemo: TOTALLY. ITS AWESOME. IM AWESOME. I AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Emmie.com: TEAM JASPER.
Beautifulrose: team Edward. Im just saying that so i can get laid.
Bells<3vamps: what
Beautifulrose: saw it on a t shirt.
Emmie.com: imma use that
Beautifulrose: yeah weird.
Beautifulrose logs off
Emmie.com logs off
Bells<3vamps logs off
Dancingqueen123 logs on
Shoppingwaythebest logs on
Dancingqueen123: HEY U ROSALIE?
Shoppingwaythebest: no, but ur screen name scrams pedophile
Shoppingwaythebest logs off
Dancingqueen123: THE HORNESTS NEST WILL COME UP BEHIND YOU AND GIVE A SACRIFICE. IVE SAID TOO MUCH
Silence
Dancingqueen123: oh no one’s on
Dancingqueen123 logs off
Sparklyvamp logs on
Sparklyvamp: hello?
Silence
Sparklyvamp: always unwanted...
~Sorry for the long wait...but here it is. You know i cant help not making fun of twilight.
