Australia x New Zealand Oneshots (OzNz)

Caught Pt1

New Zealand's POV
"Commonwealth or Republic? I get asked that same stupid question everyday! I just want to cark it mate!" Yelled the frustrated Australian. I watched him pace back and forth from the room, it was honestly so amusing seeing him get so angry. It told me he was serious about this and not just going on instinct or trusting that stupid Ameri-

"Oi! Zea? Ya listening mate?"
"Sorry bro, just thinking about something..."
"Yeah, well? Spit it out then Chook-"
"Not a chicken."
"Kiwi, chicken, same thing."
"Marmite, Vegemite, same thing."
"Sheep humper!"
"Roo rooter!"
"That's it!"

Before I could react, Jett had tackled me to the ground, my head banging against the wooden floor. I used my legs and roughly kicked him off me. Quickly getting up, I grabbed the nearest pillow off the couch and started attacking him with it.

Suddenly, Jett slipped and gripped my arms to try and steady himself, but only succeeded in bringing me down with him. For a while no one said anything, with only the sound of heavy breathing filling the room. Of course, Jett (being the annoying person he is) decided that he absolutely had to speak at that very moment.
"I knew you were falling for me, but I didn't think you'd fall that hard~"
I  rolled my eyes at his ridiculous attempt at flirting and proceeded to lift myself off of his chest. I didn't get very far before Jett wrapped his arms around my waist to stop me from leaving.
"Let go, dingo breath."
"Yeah nah mate."
"Let go...please?"
"Mmmm..nah."
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???"
"No one's home."
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!"

Huffing in defeat, I adjusted my position so that it was more comfier for the both of us, with me sitting on Jett's lap and with him still lying on his back.

"YO DUDES! DIDJA HEAR THE NEW-"