Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

I own a horse.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: male here 35 London, you?

You: I own a horse.

Stranger: f?

You: Nah, it's a male

You: Really pretty though

You: Tried to rape me yesterday >.>

Stranger: you i meant

You: I own a horse!

Stranger: have you played with it's cock?

You: I own a horse.

Stranger: yes, you mentioned that.

You: I really just wanted to make sure that you know I own a horse... I'm not lying! I really own a horse!

Stranger: i believe you lol

Me: I own a horse by the way.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.