Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

George the donkey!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey! 21 f USA! Been on 3 episodes of Teen Mom if ya know what I mean ;)

Stranger: whats that mean, just tell me ;)

You: That I have a donkey.

You: And his name is George.

You: :)

Stranger: thats cool

You: Such a cute donkey too <3

You: Me and George are bestest friends foreverest.

Stranger: woow

Stranger: thatsa awsome

You: We sometimes have sex too :)

You: It's so big and hard.

Stranger: nice

You: :) It's better than NICE!

Stranger: loool

You: Do you have a donkey called George too?

Stranger: no

You: You should get one

Stranger: ok

You: I can loan you George if you want :)?

Stranger: bye bye

Stranger: nothx

You: George won't be happy! BYE :D <3

Your conversational partner has disconnected.