Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

You want some City Chicken?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: :)

Stranger: asl

You: I've got a puppy in my mouth. It tastes good!

Stranger: are you chinese?

You: Yesh!

You: Welcome to City Wok

You: How may I help you?

You: You want some city chicken?

Stranger: Yes,His name is grover.

You: Mmm hmmm. You want fries with that?

Stranger: my pecker is hard.

Stranger: yes i do.

You: Congrats

You: I feel for you bro.

Stranger: you feel for me...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You: <3 ;)#

You: Totz.

You: Here's your City Chicken!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.