*Le fat man dancing sexy and I know it*
Fat Man~I'm sexy and I know it
Me~ -___-
Fat Man~I work out!
*Le zombies come*
Me~SHYT!
*runs away*
*fat man takes two steps before getting tired*
*Zombies eat fresh pig for lunch*
You see how this works? DO YOU SEE!!
*Le shoves your face into screen*
You can't be fat -_- Not at all
I'M TALKING TO YOU CHUBBY!!
Fat makes you have more weight which makes you slow and in zombie attack slow people die first. Yeah,sad times. :/
But you not alone all my fellow friends with chub. We have the unfit and the lazy.
*Le lazy dude and skinny unfit chicka*
*zombies come*
Chicka~RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!
Dude~SHHHHHHHHHYYYYYTTTTTTT!!!
*Le goes two steps in slow motion*
*Zombie reachs them*
Now skinny chicken bones for zombie dinner
Sorry,if your a antisocial, loser who sits at home on the computer and hasn't seen daylight so long that you don't know the color of the sun *wink wink* then you might just end up dead.
MY FELLOW LAZY PEOPLE!! UNITE!!
*Everyone falls down lazy*
Me~ -___-
Bobby the gay zombie builder~ NOM! NOM! NOM!
*push fat people down and run*
THAT WHAT YOU GET SUCKERZZZZZ!!
Just kidding,I would most likely be the lazy person being left behind -_-