Fat -___-

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*Le fat man dancing sexy and I know it*

Fat Man~I'm sexy and I know it

Me~ -___-

Fat Man~I work out!

*Le zombies come*

Me~SHYT!

*runs away*

*fat man takes two steps before getting tired*

*Zombies eat fresh pig for lunch*

You see how this works? DO YOU SEE!!

*Le shoves your face into screen*

You can't be fat -_- Not at all

I'M TALKING TO YOU CHUBBY!!

Fat makes you have more weight which makes you slow and in zombie attack slow people die first. Yeah,sad times. :/

But you not alone all my fellow friends with chub. We have the unfit and the lazy.

*Le lazy dude and skinny unfit chicka*

*zombies come*

Chicka~RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!

Dude~SHHHHHHHHHYYYYYTTTTTTT!!!

*Le goes two steps in slow motion*

*Zombie reachs them*

Now skinny chicken bones for zombie dinner

Sorry,if your a antisocial, loser who sits at home on the computer and hasn't seen daylight so long that you don't know the color of the sun *wink wink* then you might just end up dead.

MY FELLOW LAZY PEOPLE!! UNITE!!

*Everyone falls down lazy*

Me~ -___-

Bobby the gay zombie builder~ NOM! NOM! NOM!

*push fat people down and run*

THAT WHAT YOU GET SUCKERZZZZZ!!

Just kidding,I would most likely be the lazy person being left behind -_-

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