Ok thinking for a bit I made up my mind.
IF A ZOMBIE COMES I'M NOT DYING!!!! I refuse to die that way. I'm too amzingly,awsome to die like that.
:D
Ok so here is my book of steps to survie a zombie attack,I will update regurally because who knows when the disease could come and kills us all. I mean look at it from my point of view. All the none belivers will just be relaxing at home when were prepared and than a atupid scientes is trying to cure cancer or something and than it fails so he throws it away and it falls out a garbage truck onto someone and Bam!! There a zombie! While the fools who didn't believe are dying we will be kicking zombie azz,right?
Ok step uno!
1. Preparing
Ok,zombie are attacking you. Do you honestly think you can say"hey,buddy wait I got to get my shotgun from the basement,so can you wait" and there just going to stop? I don't think so!!! You need to be ready at all times!!
Here you will pack your zsk(zombie survial kit)
In there you should pack-
1. A blanket(just in case your going to be cold)
2. A jacket/coat(do I need to explain?)
3. Extra clothes(the one your wearing will be bloody)--- I suggest they be light,but you can go ahead and run in those extra 15 pound clothes
4. Flashlight
5. Gun
6. A knife
7. Baseball bat or something you can hit someone with from a distance
8. Pillow
9. Sleeping bag
10. Water
11. Food that doesn't expire for a while
12. A teddy bear(for suppot for when you crying your eyes out at night because you dumb non_beliver friend was turned into a zombie)
13. Radio(keep up with news)
14. Ipod(I will explain in one of the chapters)
15. Skateboard or skates(fast get away)
16. First aid kit(for emengency)
There by now when those bethces come you will be prepared. All you have to do is grab your zsp and jump out the window and get your azz out. I advise you to keep it close like near your bed for safety reason. Never know how much time you have till there chasing you. Also NEVER and I mean NEVER put
the bag down or else you WILL forget it and I'm not giving my kit to anyone for any reason. I don't care if your dying. Now what the freak are you doing here!!! Go pack!! You have been warned,now go
*jumps in imangary batmobile* come on robin,let's go!! Awh shyt a zombie got him >.<
