Creepypasta vacation tips
The sequel
The beach tripening
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Beach trip tip 1: Hello vacationers! Ready to go out on a beach adventure? Catch some waves and ride some sun? Here's your first bodacious tip- Make sure you're fully prepared! Pack some sunscreen and your towels, get ready for the time of your life!
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Jeff: Ladies... gentlemen... Masky...
Masky: Ay!
Jeff: I have gathered you here today to give you all some wonderful news that will bring a smile to all your faces!
BEN_Drowned: You're gonna move out?!
Jeff: No, shut up. *Clears throat* We are all going..... *Jazz hands*
Everyone:...............
Sally: Florida?
Ticci Toby: IKEA?
Laughing Jack: *Gasp* A Cirque de Soleil show?!
Jeff:.....*Ongoing jazz hands*
Eyeless Jack: Stop the jazz hands and tell us, Jeff.
Jeff: *Drops hands to side* Ugh, you're no fun. But you know what is fun?
Hoodie: *Gasp* DISNEY WORLD.
Everyone but Jeff: *Oddly ritualistic chanting* DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DIS-
Jeff: *Blasts airhorn right next to BEN's face*
BEN_Drowned: *Falls down screaming and covering his elf ears*
Everyone but a still screaming BEN:......
Jeff: The beach. The beach is what's fun and where we are going...
Everyone but BEN:.......
BEN_Drowned: *Struggling to sit up, ears bleeding* Th-then can we go to disney world?
Jeff:................. *Airhorns*
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Beach trip tip 2- Alright dudes and dudettes! Ready for the next tip? Well here it is! If you're having trouble packing, make sure to come up with a radical list of things you and your bros need to hang ten!
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Jeff: *Rummaging through closet while yelling at everyone* ALRIGHTY FOLKS, WE'RE LOSING DAYLIGHT HERE AND I WANNA WORK ON MY TAN. * Throws multiple knives into bag* IF WE GET THERE EARLY, WE CAN GET A GOOD PARKING SPACE!!!!!!!!!!
Hoodie: *Downstairs* JEFF, JANE'S AT THE FRONT DOOR AND WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!
Jeff: Oh my- hell nah, not this chick again! *Runs downstairs*
Hoodie: Hey did you get a haircut?
Jane: Oh! Thanks for noticing! I got a couple of inches off, no biggie.
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Creepypasta Vacation Tips
HumorThe Creepypasta crew gives tips on having a nice vacation while everything they do completely backfires in their faces miserably. I'm sorry for writing this. But I hope you enjoy
