♥ What Would Dating Kenny Be Like?♥

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♡ PDA

♡ This boi would not be able to keep his hands to himself 24/7 to the point where the whole of South Park Colorado knows you two are dating

♡  "Kahl did you hear that" "Oh its just Kenny fucking (y/n) in a closet again" "ah."

♡ he would get these subtle urges to mark you as his as hes quite territorial thus meaning hickeys until you're actually as blue as a fucking smurf

♡Kenny would love to also just nuzzle his face into your neck as he back hugs you all the time 

♡being able to find out he has a secret talent for cooking the best fucking food ever and being able to wake up to the angel cooking you breakfast smiling

♡smiling while he's just in his boxers and bed head and asking "Hey are you sure you can walk there babe?"

♡*gropes* "KENNY GOD DAMN IT NOT IN PUBLIC!" 

♡giving you his parka mostly because he likes how it smells when you wash it and give it back to him

♡his family adoring you and how nice and kind you are

♡his family loving you more than they love Kenny

♡ having playing house with Karen, she makes sure your the waifu and Kenny is the husbando

♡kenny blushing all 100 shades of Kyle's hair to the thought of you marrying him

♡"Babe did i-" "You left your homework at mine yesterday I finished it off for you and already gave it into Mr Garrison." 

♡sharing food all of the time because he loves to indirectly kiss you

♡ having 1000 inside jokes with him that annoys Eric all the time

♡ him waiting outside your classes just so he can walk you home so you won't have to go alone in the dark

♡ you contemplating most of the time whether you're his girlfriend or his mom

♡ "(Y/n) why is my dicc the  perfect gentleman?"

♡ *sigh" "Why Kenny?"

♡ "because it always stands up to give a woman somewhere to sit~" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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