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Sophia
I've just realised something

Jonah
What?

Sophia
In the seventh Harry Potter-- he has all three of the Deathly Hallows which technically made him the master of death.

But do you think he still is the master of death?

I mean technically the elder wand still belongs to him. He still has the invisibility cloak (unless he gave it to Teddy or James or Albus).

The only thing that's missing is the Resurrection (A/N:- previously the Philosophers as I seemed to call it) Stone-- which is in the Forbidden Forest somewhere-- unless he went back and picked it up....

Jonah
You like Harry Potter?

Sophia
No

Jonah
Oh...

Sophia
I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!

OMG I COULD TALK ABOUT THE BOOKS AND FILMS ALL DAY

Jonah
That's good

Sophia
Wait....

Do you like Harry Potter??

Jonah
I mean I love it as well

Sophia
'it' you can not talk about my baby as if he were an object! He is alive and well. As is Cedric Diggory!

Jonah
Are Sirius, Remus, Tonks, and Hedwig still alive as well then??

Sophia
ArE tHeY sTiLl AlIvE?

YES! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BABIES!

THEY ARE ALIVE WELL AND HAPPY!

TEDDY GREW UP WITH HIS PARENTS BY HIS SIDE!!

Jonah
Damn I never knew someone who felt so strongly about this.

Sophia?

Are you there Sophia?

Sophiaaaaaaa

Sophia
Hi, this is Sophia's sister Alice, she's currently curled up in a ball crying, what were you two talking about?

Jonah
Hi Alice, urmmm we were talking about Harry Potter and the deaths (or 'deaths' in Sophia's case) that happened.

Sophia
Ahhh I see where you went wrong...

Never talk about the Harry Potter deaths with her she gets real emotional and will cry for hours about it.

Jonah
Hahahaha... you're joking right?

Sophia
Honestly I'm not

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This is her currently, she's calmed down a bit

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This is her currently, she's calmed down a bit.

Jonah
Oh poop! I feel so bad!

Sophia
There's no need to feel bad, Jonah, a lot of people don't understand my obsession with Harry Potter and the magic it's brought me.

Also, it's Sophia again

Jonah
Wow deep...

I kinda guessed it was you when you said 'my' and 'me' ya know?

Sophia
So Jonah, tell me, where are you from?

Jonah
I'm from Minnesota

Sophia
Oh cold

Jonah
It's not that bad! It's only cold in the winter!

Anyway how did you know?

Sophia
My mum's parents are from there

And also How I Met Your Mother

Jonah
How I Met Your Mother??

Sophia
One of the characters is from Minnesota and he always says that it's cold where he's from.

Jonah
Oh okay

Sophia
I'm really sorry Jonah I have to go! My cousin is about to FaceTime me so we can sort out the details of me moving in with him! I'll talk to you later?

Jonah
Yes of course! Talk to you later!

Sophia
Sweet! Byeeeeeee

Jonah
Byeeee!

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