If I'll be an Eridan Ampora

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[] If I'll be an Eridan Ampora []

I imagined myself oneday as Eridan Ampora. *imagines*

There.

I am Eridan Ampora.

So, let's see..

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Me: Heeeeeeyyy Sollux Fef's my gf get away

Sollux: don't tell me what to do. Fef loves me more

Me: wwhere's my damn wweapon

Sollux: *hides* Fef he's gonna kill meeeeee

Me: *hides weapon and brings out flowers* Hey Fef, so I brought you this flowers cuz I think they're hot. And I think you're hot too

Feferi: o)( I wuuv you Eri but I wuuv Sollux more. And t)(ose flowers are beautiful! T)(ey look great next to the ones t)(at Sollux gave me!

Me: *frowns* *Sits in the emo corner* *gets a guitar and sings with mah awesome voice* Oooooagsjdhdbskandhhh I'm forevah alone. I--

Feferi: *cuts off Eridan and throws him in the sea and let Kraken devour him*

Me: Hi! So it's me Eridan. I just died a wwhile ago// shot

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Yep.. I wanna be Eridan Ampora.

Here's the sad reality. Everybody was angered when Eridan killed Fef but no body cried when Eridan was cut in half :<

Imagine Eridan as an onion (( the violet onion )). Now, CRY PEOPLE CRY

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