Vampire VS Annoying

Going Back Home

Jade's P.O.V

I woke up on a fluffy bed. I smiled to myself. Then my stomach growled.

"Hungry are we?" I asked my tummy, patting it. It growled once more. I got up and walked to the bathroom. I found toothpaste. I put it on my finger and brushed my teeth. Like a boss.

After I finished I skipped downstairs.

"Morning!" I shouted. Both Aston and Brody's heads snapped towards me.

"You look like shit." Said Ashton.

"Takes one to know one.' I said smirking. Brody snickered.

"Sooo we're going to my house today?" I asked.

"Obviously," said Ashton.

"I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one." I sneered.

"Ha. Ha very funny." Implied Ashton.

"Let's go!" I whined.

"Aren't you hungry?" Asked Brody,

"Yes, but I need my new clothes now!" I said putting my fist in the air.

"I'll drive!" Shouted Ashton.

"Shotgun!" Both Brody and I said in unison.

"Shotgun!" We said at the same time again.

"Okay o-" I cut him off.

"Shotgun!" I shouted.

"That's not fair!" He pouted.

"Fair and square bro." I said smirking.

"Let's roll out." Said Ashton. I followed him. As we were getting in the car, Brody kept mumbling to himself.

-5 minutes of driving-

"I need go pee." I said out of the blue.

"Couldn't you go before?!" Asked Ashton.

"No, don't blame me, blame my bladder." I said crossing my arms over my chest.

"Damn you have a bad bladder problem." Said Brody.

I turned around glaring at him.

"I would insult you but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did." I smirked. He gave me a flat look.

"Fuck you." He said

"You wish." I smirking.

"Your mom is so fat that Dora can't even explore her." He smirked. I turned around. It is SO on.

"Your mom is so fat that she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack." I smirked.

"Your mom is so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled taxi!" He said snickering.

"Yea well your mom is so fat that Mount Everest tried to climb her!" I said giggling.

"Your mom is so fat that she broke your family tree." He said. I nodded. That was a good one.

"Your mom is so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start singing We are family. " I said.

"Well played." He said. I nodded.

"You are an worthy opponent." I said bowing.

"You are as well child." He said bowing.

"Why are you both annoying!" Shouted Ashton.

"You know you love us!" I said clinging on to his arm.

"Oh hell no!" He said. I used my awesome acting skills. My bottom lip trembled. I moved back to my seat and turned to the window pouting.