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This book is about a depressed billionaire named Alistair Krei who writes chapters to cure his c̶r̶i̶p̶p̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ d̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ boredness :P

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I was just playing Mario Kart with my earbuds turned all the way up, and while I was almost up to the finish line, THIS RAGGEDY ASS BITCH LUIGI THREW A MOTHA FUCKING BOMB AT ME AND OF COURSE IT EXPLODED IN MY BIG ASS EARS, AND THEY STARTED RINGING SO loUD

                          
Also, I feel sorry for my cousins ears cause I started yelling at the game 😂😂

                          
                                   -Alistair Krei
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