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This book is about a depressed billionaire named Alistair Krei who writes chapters to cure his c̶r̶i̶p̶p̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ d̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ boredness :P

HOW TO BE LIKE ME!

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by AlistairFreakingKrei

by AlistairFreakingKrei

Are you sick of being called a "not rich person"? and want to be like a gazillionaire just like Alistair Krei?
THEN READ ON AMIGO! :D

#1: Be high-class or kinda snobbish

#2: Wear a black/dark blue pinstripe suit with black dress shoes or black converse

#3: Try to sell stuff to get money(ex: hot cheetos)

#4: Try to invent something and show it to the government :D

#5: Be ignorant but clever at the same time

#6: Always have a smirk/smug look on your face, but when you're in trouble do a scared look or puppy dog eyes :/

#7: Be charming B)

#8: Fall in love with a non-human girl or boy *coughs*

#9: Drink achohol, even if you're young :D

#10: Have fun! :D and remember to always hate and insult people who voted for Donald Trump :)

-Alistair Krei