ARE YOU STILL SICK AND TRIED OF BEING CALLED A RETARDED PEASANT?!?! THEN REEEAD ON BITCH :D
#1: make retarded noises(ex: "rAAAYUm RAAAAYUM")
#2: Treat your dog like it's actually your son/daughter :D
#3: scream "ROOOOOCK MUSIIIIC" everytime your phone goes off in public 😂
#4: Trip over or run into everything
#5: W̶A̶T̶C̶H̶ M̶Y̶ L̶I̶T̶T̶L̶E̶ P̶O̶N̶Y̶ A̶N̶D̶ M̶A̶K̶E̶ S̶U̶R̶E̶ D̶I̶S̶C̶O̶R̶D̶ I̶S̶ Y̶O̶U̶R̶ F̶A̶V̶O̶R̶I̶T̶E̶ C̶H̶A̶R̶A̶C̶T̶E̶R̶
#6: eAT CANDY 24/7 AND sHIT YOURSELf
#7: WATCH TERMINATOR 2 AND CRY AT THE ENDING
#8: Make sure you live in a haunted house :)
#9: r̶a̶n̶d̶o̶m̶l̶y̶ m̶a̶k̶e̶ m̶o̶a̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ n̶o̶i̶s̶e̶s̶ i̶n̶ a̶ g̶i̶r̶l̶y̶ v̶o̶i̶c̶e̶ c̶u̶z̶ y̶o̶u̶'r̶e̶ b̶o̶r̶e̶d̶
#10: always somehow accidentally encounter a callakrei fanfiction and then throw your phone at a wall and cry cause the big hero 6 fandom is cancer.
HAVE FUN!!!!!!
-Alistair Krei
ESTÁS LEYENDO
I really don't know
De TodoThis book is about a depressed billionaire named Alistair Krei who writes chapters to cure his c̶r̶i̶p̶p̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ d̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ boredness :P
