ok let take a breather...I wrote too many word I need 2 breathe. So we gonna do that by learning some new vocab word for this new langauge.
Ok lets go:
lmao- use dis word 2 establish chill vibe in conversation/ laugh at jok . i use in both ways equally lmao (see I just set c h i l l vibe)
2 - use instead of to . Omg I no use to in years which is good use 2 instead u sound cooler (u actually sound lamer but u get message across faster)
lol - slight nose air blow / establish that convo is no hostile
k - banned in official gramma book dictionary . Y? Bc it 2 aggressive 4 me ;( and it ugly letta lol
JSUT- literally me phone is so used 2 me being a dumass it purposly misspell things. O rught it mean just lol
im - say in frustration when u get dragged/rosted. This mean dat like u angry and then u say im and then just leave Sudenly lol.
ex: A: U b ugly lol...
B: I'm-
B: (leave outta nowhere)
o boy/man -something no good happen
yikes(!) - someting yike worthy happen to someone else and all u can do is say yikes
Ex: A: so like ya when I was walking me granma she got run over by a fucning tractor
B: O...yikes... so any way me mama made this super good
oof - same as yikes but it a deeper blo to ur soul
A: I literally bought a fucning ice cream and it fell 2 floor wen I jus got it
B: oof :(
:) - it can either mean pure friendliness or on the verge of jumping off cliff...no in btw
:( - slightly sad but not 2 sad
a (part of Brian) :hey r we still having an existential crisis and freaking out about how time doesn't stop and how we will eventually become adult and have 2 do responsibilities and get wrinkles and do doctor appointment by urself?
b (another part of brain) : yes
a: :( ok
y- why (got da shudders from typing dat out oof)
a e s t h e t i c c - someting look nice/cute/cool
ex: a: look at dis photo of pink banan
b: wow...dats so..a e s t h e t i c c
qt- soemthing is cute
ex: a: (sends pic of deteriorated blob fish) dis me lol
b: 😍😍😍 qt
wa- disorientation/confusion ; wa happen - wat happen?
ex: a: so ya that's how I got my hamster to get a nose piercing
b: wow wat an interesting story I actually happen 2-
c: (wakes up from 500 year slumber) wa? wa happe?? o I love hamsta... so guys wa happe...
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ok dat enough I tired lol
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