Gramma Book

Chappa 2: How 2 shorten and watse less time

Ok so da REEL 1st step be 2 shorten. now u already kno about some short stuff like lol, lmao, stfu,istg, etc., but like dat weenie shortening, dat be weenie stuff. I do say those things but I take it 2 HIGHER level. U see, now dat u chill about gramma and don care, u already reddy 2 text carelessly, so shortening won be a problema.
Ok now to move on 2 lesson at hand.

So wat I mean by shortening at higha level? I mean 2 cut out words, letters, punctuation all that ugly stuff and leave DA REAL RAW MEAT of da sentence left. Like I no want stupid weak fancy word and fancy punctuation like hel no Bich ( jacksfilms ;))) )
last time I used punctuation in text was in 1999 and I was not even in womb yet so that say soemthing. Here, lemme just give u some good example of wat I mean:

WRONG:
"Oh my god what is wrong with you?!?"

U see dat be wrong bc it actually has corect gramma and punctuation so dat a no no.
CORRECT:
"Omg wat be rong with u?"

This b correct because here all dat ugly fony stuff has been cut off and the real part of sentence has been left. U might sound dum but u get point across fast and easy so in this case u can destroy the bitch fast whil not worrying about stupid gramma and punctuation, that 4 losers lol.

Lemme give u another example

WRONG:
"I really like dogs."

Wow wat a lamo (lame person). This person actually took da time to make this sentence correct lol fucning weenie. When u do do that u sound pretentious and idiotic bleh bleh disgusting. U don't even sound like you L I K E doggo...plus who L I K E doggo...impossible u have 2 L O V E doggo or H A T E(don't talk 2 me if u do) doggo. We discuss stuff like this later. Wat I wanna get at here is that u sound lame and u wasting time.

CORRECT:
"Omg I luv doggo."

U see, NOW we can see REAL improvement we can see that this person (most likely me) is v ENTHUSASTIC about doggo and clearly love toothpaste without having 2 make sense. And it sound chill and cool and not pretentious and lame lmao. I would def chill wit dis person if they text me this.

1 mor:
WRONG:
"Excuse you, what the hell did you just say?!?"
god it even hurts me to type this. You can just feel the offended wine mom through the screen and that not wat u want when u fight a bitch. U gotta step it up by bringing it down.. gramma wise. U gotta be cool, chill, but ready 2 fight. Let me show u.
CORRECT:
"Xcuse a u BITCH, what U SAY!!"

U see u can feel the ..the shock the anger with da CORRECT GRAMMA here .. u can feel that this person ready to kill a bich. u see ..they got straight to the point and emphasized the right words... this wat I wanna see form my students. Reel emotion conveyed the RITE WAY...the gramma book way..

Ok so hopefully u get da point now and if you don't boo boo suck me ass lol

I will be discussing gramma etiquette in nex chappa after the break so b ready