A MaiChard AU fic that was originally published as a Twitter-series about stylist, Dei Mendoza & photographer Jay Faulkerson. This story will be rewritten to include narratives.
"Okay. Cara I need you to angle your body towards me a bit more. Keep looking left. Bitsy, right arm on Cara please. Relax... Bitsy! Ang stiff ng stance mo. I need straight lines but not rigid. Loosen up."
"Am I doing it right, Jay?"
"Stop being so fucking obvious, Cara."
"Mind your own fucking business, Bitsy."
"Okay, now switch places. Jenny yung buhok ni Cara please. Ahm Dei, could you arrange Bitsy's cloak-type thing?"
"Superhero lang ang peg? It's called a beach kimono, Jay."
"Gets mo naman eh hahaha paki-ayos na lang."
"Punyeta Bitsy don't tug at my hair."
"Ay hair ba yun, Cars? Akala ko walis."
"Okay ladies. On three I need you to look straight to the camera. Do not mind the water. Danny medyo lakasan niyo yung palo. I need the splashes to almost frame the two."
"Gotchu."
"On my signal. One... two..."
"GOOD GOD CARA STOP HOGGING THE FRAME!"
"THEN STOP TRYING TO COVER ME WITH YOUR FUCKING GIGANTIC HANDS!"
"Jay wants a good shot! It's not my fault you can't keep up!"
"He wants a good shot of the two of us hindi ikaw lang! Stop being so goddamn papansin my god!"
"Tangina. Asan handlers niyang dalawang yan? Get your talents to get their act together. Pwede ba yun? Danny, set up mo na yung next layout. Nawala na yung hinahabol kong ilaw."
"JAY BABY, I'M SORRY! IT'S ALL CARA'S FAULT!"
"WHAT? YOU BITCH! YOU STARTED IT!"
"Fuck it. Everybody take five. Dei, samahan mo ko?"
"I'll follow okay? I just need to check on the clothes. Sige na, hahanapin na lang kita."
"Sige."
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"There you are. O dinalhan kita ng Coke, pampalamig ng ulo. Models huh? Can't live with them, can't live without them."
"Heh. Di rin. Andaming pwedeng kuhaan ng litrato. Case in point, teka saglit. Ay thank you nga pala sa Coke... pero wait--"
"Ano na naman gagaw--- WOI! Hala siya. Pag yang camera mo nasira kakakuha mo ng litrato ko."
"On the contrary. I'd rather take pictures of you. Mas interesting yung contours ng face mo. And your eyes. Mata pa lang o... look, your eyes speak volumes."
"Ansabe?"
"Take more pictures of you daw."
"Echoserang froglet pala mga mata ko ano?"
"Huy! Ano ka ba? I'm a professional, I know what I'm talking about."
"Gutom lang yan. I'll go get us a fruit plate."
"Wag na. Stay here. Ikaw lang sapat na."
"Jay? Mahal yang camera mo diba?"
"Medyo. Bakit?"
"Konti na lang ipapalo ko na yan sayo."
"Sige nga, tell me right now na I'm the only person to tell you na pwede kang mag-model. Go."
"Ewan ko sayo."
"I rest my case."
"Boss Jay! Ready na daw yung next layout."
"Eh yung dalawa?"
"Inaayusan na. Okay na rin."
"I'm going to go do my job muna ha, Jay? Sunod ka na lang."
"Sabay na tayo."
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"Ugh. I don't like the new stylist. What happened ba kasi to Juno? I don't think I've heard of this new one."
"She's a freelancer. Madami na din nagawang projects yan. TVCs and magazine shoots din. She also runs a travel blog and she has her own Youtube channel. Dami na rin niyang subscribers. Her travel vids are actually really great. Maeenganyo ka talaga punta---"
"I don't like her."
"I don't think she cares."
"She's always sunod ng sunod kay Jay."
"Ay Bitsy dear, you have that all ass backwards."
"Jay likes me. I can feel it."
"I don't think he feels the same way."
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