Random ones this time I guess?
1) If you're going to be a smartass, at least be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass.
2) Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
3) I seriously can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
4) If you're waiting for me to care, you should pack some food. It's gonna be a while.
5) Me: No, I don't hate you! I just simply couldn't be less excited about your existence.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
