1) Him: I feel like a library card, since I've totally been checking you out!
> Did you notice that I'm a best seller? Currently unavailable.
2) Him: If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous.
> Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight.
3) Him: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
> Sorry, I don't have one, so why don't you just get lost?
4) Him: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
> Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.
5) Him: Feel my shirt. That is pure boyfriend material.
> It looks too clingy and hard to maintain. No thanks.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
