Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you more.
*After heart surgery, her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: where is he?
Dad: don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: *starts crying*
Dad: just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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